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So here we are, my website. What does it do exactly? Remember when we used to use the internet for more than just checking our social networks, and we used to check out stuff online on computers and not use apps? REMEMBER NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR?!
WHY AM I HERE?
Well this website is your one stop location for the answer to the following questions:
1. Who is Nemr? - Check Biography below
2. Where is Nemr? - Check Tour Dates below
3. Why is Nemr? - Nemr is life. You don't need to check that. Check yo'self for asking. Smh
I WANT FREE SPECIALS
Well the world doesn't work that way, but I do! So go ahead, download EPIC for free! That's a full comedy special absolutely free! You can download it with or without Subtitles in English too!
There are three formats 1080P FULL HD, 720P HD, and 960x540 Some weird bastard HD / SD hybrid. These are resolutions, to put it in perspective, this is the quality you can expect:
1080P = new iPhone release hype
720P = new iPad release hype
960x540 = Apple Watch
To get EPIC and other specials and exclusive content I'll be releasing just for you, go to your App Store and download the NEMR App! There you create put in your email and choose a password and then come back here, click on the special you want, log in and download whichever version you like! You get to download any special you want, for life, two times a month, it's yours!
BESIDES BEING THE COOL KID ON THE PLAYGROUND, WHAT DOES THE APP GIVE ME?
Push notifications! I added an exclamation mark so that you could forget how much you hate push notifications! Listen, I hate them profusely, so I've had an option put in place to turn them OFF, but here is why you may want to keep these ones ON.
1. Every now and then I come up with something really funny and I'm going to send it to you so you laugh :)
2. That's pretty much it
The Push Notifications you can't turn off are for upcoming shows which you will only get if it's happening in your country/city, and whenever new exclusive content has been made available for you to download for free! And whenever I put together another post like this I'll notify you too because I want you to read this stuff, like for realz.
And that's it! I don't have much to add now, go enjoy EPIC! And tweet me, instagram me, facebook page me pictures of you and your friends watching it and stuff! Why? Because honestly I don't know if anything could make me happier and you would make my day and I would never forget it and it's my birthday too :D
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